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"My Cat Promised Me No More Zoomies at 3 AM" Cat Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Pet Lover Pullover

$34.99
Sizes: S
Colors: White
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product

You know that hush before dawn, when the house is quiet and the cat decides the world needs sprinting? This sweatshirt gets that. Soft, slightly lived-in fabric hugs your shoulders as you shuffle to the kitchen, and the embroidered (or printed) line —

“My Cat Promised Me No More Zoomies at 3 AM” — lands like a private joke between you and every fellow pet parent who’s learned to survive on cat time. Wear it for late-night cuddles on the couch, slow Sunday mornings with a mug, or the quick dash outside to shoo a feline back through the door. It’s cozy, honest, and a little bit stubborn — just like your cat.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength

- Embroidered or DTG print options, plus DTF inner labels and wrist prints

- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

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Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

IroningDrycleaning WashingBleachingDrying

; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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